normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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