Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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