is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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