Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
you made out with another girl for some wings
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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