He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Randomize
