that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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