i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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