So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
