She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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