I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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