You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
