bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
