WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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