He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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