I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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