Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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