id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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