is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
It was confusing and full of hummus
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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