Only a mothe r could love this liver
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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