Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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