scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
my sisters under your porch take her home
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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