It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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