She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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