VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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