Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
