And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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