Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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