What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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