Swine flu. Run for my life!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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