Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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