Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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