All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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