So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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