im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
pray to the hookup gods
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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