just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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