he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
apparently the secret to your success is patron
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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