is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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