Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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