I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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