in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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