Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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