PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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