I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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