do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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