Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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