I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just puked most of my soul out..
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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