you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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