Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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