Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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