Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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